Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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