New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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