My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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