yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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