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garbage dick
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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