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So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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