I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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