bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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