So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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