By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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