bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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