Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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