I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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