oh god the rape fog is back!
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
either way he was missing a nipple.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I need to calm my uterus...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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