bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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