Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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