the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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