This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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