And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just found a bag of teeth...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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