Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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