My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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