Do you still have your period?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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