Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Randomize
