in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I have post one night stand depression
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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