He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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