so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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