Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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