You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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