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• (979): View more from Texas

  i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.

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  wow. i have no words.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.

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  I honestly don't know what to make of that.

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  A ham sandwich would be nice.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.

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