i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.