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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.

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  I absolutely love you.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances

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• (805): View more from California

  WHY are the edges of my bra charred???

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away

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