You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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So many bounce houses so little time
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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