talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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