shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
now i know why i became what i already was.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I know her cup size but not her name....
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