NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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