And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so explain again why im purple
no
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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