Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize