You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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