Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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