Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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