East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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