jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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