I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You were trust falling into bushes
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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