He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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