no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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