I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
