Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My pussy is not your playground.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Randomize
