i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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