I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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