Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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