Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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