i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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