I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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