College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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