i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you traded sex for a burrito?
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
do nipples grow back?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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