New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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