You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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